Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Laughed so hard, I cried...then staples!

The 2 items are not related but this is what I have been doing the last 2 evenings. First, Anna went head first in the coffee table tonight and ended up with 2 staples in her head. She was a little scared, but is doing great now. This picture was taken from the emergency room when they were numbing her scalp. When she got home, you couldn't even tell she had gotten hurt except she was using the puppy dog eyes to get anything she wanted - McKenna is sleeping in Anna's room tonight 'to make sure she is okay'. Aren't sisters the sweetest!

Secondly, I love failblog.org. I think this is one of the funniest sites and I will go take a look everyonce in awhile. I was browsing through it last night and when I read this story I laughed so hard that I did in fact cry. Even thinking about it now makes me chuckle, I hope you enjoy!


Killer Biscuit Wanted for Attempted Murder

(Actual AP Headline)


Lisa Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego , was visiting her in-laws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Lisa replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Lisa refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in , they found that Lisa had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head... A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and come to her aid. Lisa is blonde.

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